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sprechin

Were you sprechin to that fine chic over there?
by Medani June 23, 2003
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stretching lip

when someone is talking crap or embeleshing the truth
Ashley is mad at Nataly so she talks bad about her with yvette and amy. Ashley is stretching lip about nataly
by NatalyBabe! August 19, 2008
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Spreading Christmas Cheer

Done during Christmas time, this act involves the repositioning of decorative lawn ornaments (reindeer, Santas, elves, etc.) in sexually explicit positions relative to one another, for the enjoyment of neighborhood folk. Now while these positions SHOULD be utterly rude, offensive, and revoltingly disgusting...they SHOULD NOT be acts of vandalism where damage is done to the ornaments. Remember, its the Holidays. You can make a penguin look like its blowing Santa...just don't break it.
Person 1: "Dude, I'm thinking about Spreading Christmas Cheer at the Johnson's house tonight"
Person 2: "Are they the ones who always have that Santa with his reindeer?"
Person 1: "Yeh thats them! They also have a pretty sick Nativity Scene this year."
Person 2: "Sweet, I'm down! Ive always wanted to know what Jesus looks like getting blown by a reindeer while Santa gets triple teamed by Dancer, Prancer, and Vixen..."
by werd_chester December 27, 2010
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Preaching Sheik

Someone who goes around preaching to the unseen crowd. They can be found in quiet places, or if they are bold, in public, speaking to those who are not there, or to those who are hidden. Most preaching sheiks are borderline or full blown schizophrenics, though are not always crazy, as they appear to be.

Preaching sheiks give entertaining speeches and acts to the spirit world which watches them constantly. This may also be their way of praying to God in a very different style and manner.
if you happen to witness a preaching sheik in action, whether by hearing them preach or watching them put on a show to what appears to be nobody, keep in mind that you might be just the audience they are looking for.
Though alcohol and/or drugs may be involved in the sheik's sermon, they can do it completely sober. They simply choose to exercise their ability to talk outloud when and where they feel comfortable.
Guy#1: Did you see that dude drink a six pack all alone as he talked to himself for like an hour?

Guy#2: Lol, he didn't just talk bro, he danced and laughed at some pretty funny shit. By the way he was talking to whoever might be listening, he's a preaching sheik, not a nutcase.
by JaySteeze January 13, 2015
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Spreading the Jam

"Bro my girl made me spread her jam last night"
"Damn bro I love spreading the jam!"
by glassofliquid April 18, 2020
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Court-Streching

You extend your trial with a person of the opposite sex by exaggerating feelings of apprecation and/or love.
In order for Max to "get some" he told his girlfriend that he "loves her" and later that night, he was said to be "Court-Streching" Lena.
by manida May 16, 2006
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ghetto spreading

stay away from that chad, he thinks covid is a hoax, and that bastard is ghetto spreading.
by username420 December 19, 2020
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