spooner

The winner of the wooden spoon for coming last in a competition

Alan came last in the bowling contest. He's the new spooner.

by Madrob September 10, 2011

Ping Spoofer

A ping spoofer is somebody that is bad an uses their ping to hit shots.

And example of a ping spoofer is amir.

by _RawrAustin_ July 30, 2019

spooner

a particular species of people living mostly in the eastern suburbs of Adelaide. Spooners typically wear white three-quarter pants and have their hair fashioned in a silver coloured bob style. their children generally go to private schools and they support the Adelaide Crows. Their attitude is typically presumptuous and judgmental.

nice spooner haircut

by asdfghjkl20111964 June 2, 2011

The Dr. Spocker

A sexual act consisting of the index and middle fingers in the vagina and the ring and pinky fingers in the anus. Spock used this hand gesture just not in a sexual way.

AKA
2 in the pink, 2 in the stink

"Man, last night I gave my girl the Dr. Spocker and she freaking loved it!"

by rockershockerdrspocker January 18, 2010

Eighteen Spoker

A very hairy asshole.

"So last night I got with this girl and she had an eighteen spoker in her pants."

by Jtron 3000 September 27, 2005

snooker chunks

a term of endearment and affection on par with pookie and possum.

goodnight snooker chunks

by obrigado June 13, 2006

skooker

a combination of a skank and a hooker

carla a.k.a. the beached whale

by Patirce February 19, 2005