The slurpee

When the man is about to ejaculate, he presses his penis firmly against either of the woman's nostril. He ejaculates in to the nasal cavity. She then snorts, and swallows the cum.

So this chick almost gagged when I gave her the slurpee last night.

by Pearlfirth February 7, 2008

slurpjob

n. like a blowjob except that there is more slurping, sucking, and saliva involved.

"Dude, Kelly gave me a slurpjob in the office yesterday."
"Lucky. She only gave me a blowjob."

by KP123KP September 18, 2011

slurper

a male/female who, after having protected sex with another man, remove his condom and slurp the cum out like it's a raw oyster.

HOLY SHIT: that slurper just gagged on a mouthful of semen!

by wreckage February 10, 2003

slurp

1~sucking dick
2~sweating on someone hardcore

1~that chickenhead was just slurpin him
2~damn u slurp john

by katiecutie153 July 8, 2005

golden slurpy

1) You Slowly work a solid stick of butter into someone's asshole
2) You wait a few minutes untill the person can feel it has melted (during this step it helps for the receiver to lay face down)
3) Once it has melted you give the person a rimjob and slurp out all the melted butter giving you a tasty treat

Oh man i gave her a golden slurpy and it was the tastiest rimjob I've ever given

by Ronald A Barbour December 28, 2007

Red Slurpee

To fuck a girl on her period then have her suck your dick when finished.

She Red Slurpee'd my dick and threw up.

by Timothy Van Baker May 14, 2008

slurp off

Fellatio. A blowjob. Suck off.

"I'm hard as a diamond; I need a slurp off."

"That girls gonna slurp me off."

by David P. <myspace.com/xbuddhistxfistx> March 24, 2008