chip splinter

When you're eating a potato chip and it jabs the top of your mouth and breaks off.

*eating chips* "Ow! I just got a chip splinter!"

by Grillbae May 17, 2017

reverse splinter

When you stick your dick inside of a tree

Man! Taylor just performed another reverse splinter. What a badass

by #1god October 18, 2017

Teriyaki Splinter

Taking a stick or pencil with sharp metal edges, covering with alcohol or teriyaki sauce, giving a stinging sensation.

Damn, when he gave me a teriyaki splinter, I wanted to die.

by Fildodaggins January 30, 2018

Masters Splinters

An unfortunate situation in which a large splinter lodges itself in the asscheek tissue of an individual through forced entry.

“Oh my god, That man copped Masters Splinters.”

by Glizzy goblin January 19, 2021

Pine splint

Used to describe an asian male's small, twig-like genitalia.

Hey Mike, check out woo's pine splint!

by Will May 21, 2004

head splinter

I don't know what a head splinter is, other than the obvious, but UD should never have approved the previous definition. Everyone knows that a song stuck in one's head is called an ear worm.

Dude 1: Man, I got a head splinter!

Dude 2: Do you want me to get my tweezers?

Dude 1: No, it's a song.

Dude 2: Don't be an idiot, that's called an ear worm!

by Lusty Lioness January 2, 2010

splint

A nicely rolled spliff

Come on nigga, get that splint goin'.

by Chappers February 12, 2004