sploffage

The spare paper cuttings of paper after cutting something out of it

I was cutting a piece of paper one day, and sploffage was all over the table.

by Arti Hali November 8, 2005

sploit

It's like an exploit, but leeter!

Dude, did you hear about that new sploit? I sploited fifteen thugs with it in half an hour!

by allio September 17, 2003

Spliffwizard

the wizard of rollin spliff's

she is an Ingenious Spliffwizard

by e April 21, 2005

Sploink

When the penis misses the vagina completely and goes full force into the taint. The resulting force causes a severe bend or flex in the erect penis resulting in pain and discomfort to the penis and sometimes the taint region.

I was bangin your mom super hard from behind, she was really liking it. She started bucking around and I tried to slam it in there hard and got a severe sploink that pretty much put me out of commission for an hour or so.

by Airgazim September 3, 2007

Sploink

To tug

I sploink that gloop it then a splurg get doinked

by EpicGamingTimeBabe November 21, 2020

Hippie Spliff

a cardboard toilet paper roll stuffed with dryer sheets. used to blow danky smoke into to conceal the smell and makes your room smell like dryer sheets instead of dank nuggets

hey man blow that into the hippie spliff, i dont want my room to smell dank

by smokeganjaratm March 21, 2009

spliffed

Too point out that the price that someone is asking for an object on an internet "buy/sell/trade forum is unreasonably high.

So over the past few months there's been a new term, spliffed, arise on the buy/sell/trade forum here at *****. It refers to when someone wants to sell their computer and prices it far to high. Spliff comes buy and rips the post to shreds and explains what a more reasonable price should be. The seller can now be refered to as being "spliffed"

by Spliffy October 23, 2007