sphincterian

How to tactfully tell someone that they're an asshole, or they are doing a particular thing that's asshole-related

1) "That's such a sphincterian move" - What an asshole move

2) "I never realized, but you're actually quite sphincterian" - you're kinda an asshole

by RMH000 December 28, 2019

Sphincter Cap

A device that is inserted into the anus that allows the user to whistle when they fart.

I wasn’t able to whistle Dixie until I purchased my first Sphincter Cap! Now just a-listen!

by FelixTheCat11 June 16, 2021

Slintermediate

A Slintermediate is an Intermediate tire that has been worn out to the point where it has become a Slick tire. It is a combination of the world Slick and Intermediate. The term was first keyed by Formula One journalist Will Buxton.

Dennis: "Ocon's Intermediates had become Slintermediates by the end of the race"

by The Norwegian Communist October 11, 2021

Burning Sphincter Bombs

when you take a crap and it sprays and burns so bad from too much hot and spicy food and still burns after your done wiping

ow! My ass is on fire! damn those Burning Sphincter Bombs!!

by jordiea January 22, 2011

Pickled sphincter

Marinated anus /pickled sphincter

Created when needing to shit in a hot environment

When your runing in a marithon snd you shit yourself but you still finish with a pickled sphincter

by By 777 the dickanator text me June 18, 2022

sphincterific

A sarcastic way of saying something is not so good.

This goat anus pizza is sphincterific!

by Glenn M January 9, 2006

sphincter fog

A really pungent fart.

Whilst 69ing I released some sphincter fog in my partner's face.

by the Paintman January 18, 2005