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splatting

that feeling when you're falling so hard for someone that you aren't falling anymore. you're just SPLAT. on the ground.
oh no i'm splatting for someone
by oh no im splatting March 27, 2022
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lid splat

The layer of yoghurt that remains on the lid of the yoghurt after removing said lid.
I hate it when people lick the lid splat off when eating a yoghurt
by Smithysaintz May 12, 2018
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splat roll

the toilet roll used to prevent splash back and/or sound when pooing
Person 1: I hate pooing at work, i feel like everyone can here the sound of my poo hitting the water
Person 2: I used to hate pooing at work until i started using splat roll.
Person1: Whats Splat Roll?
Person 2: When you put toilet roll in the toilet first, poo then wipe and flush like it never happened, man!!
by LucaCEO August 8, 2017
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Splat

After having sex in a movie theater, you go splat.
The last thing you want to hear in a movie theater.
Dylan: Sandra and Jacob were having a 2 man in the movie theater.
Jack: Imagine hearing them go "splat"
Marco: That's the last thing you want to hear in a movie theater.
by thesplatter January 31, 2024
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splat

idk it means splat
“Dude the ballon looked like a splat”
by moicah April 22, 2020
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Splat

Used as a codeword for cumming on someone's ass. Often applied in polite company when you would like to talk dirty. Also indicated with a hand gesture ushering out two clenched fist into open 5 hands.
Man: ahh I wish your family wasn't here or I would splat all over you right now!
by Jadenmasongray July 15, 2019
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Bush Splat

When you splat off a building because you blacked out and munched a bush. And you did it 2 more times and don’t remember that either
Holy fuck, I blacked out so bad last night. I need bush splat.
by bushsplat February 23, 2024
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