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whack-a-splat

When a dick whacks you square in the face while setting up a blow job
“WORST BLOW JOB EVER!” “Why was that jennet?” “When I was getting ready he whack-a-splat me!!!”
by Iwillpersonallywhack-a-splatyo December 23, 2022
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Splat

When you cum😩😩😩
I just splatted in that girls eyes
by GodHatesSpooks November 2, 2016
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Spicy Splat

Rida: That spicy splat was so crazy, I kinda regret it.
Anon: Wow.
by ariesclark November 18, 2023
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Splat Holt

Pal, you have no idea how bad my luck has been today. Some poor slob decided to go splat holt on my car.
by Koknballz December 20, 2020
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Tug Tug Splat

The car game of masturbating in the back seat in the interest of finishing in the eyes of the driver, causing and accident is the primary goal
Just had a quality game of Tug Tug Splat with Grandma
by The Bows July 11, 2015
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Splat

some guy who waffles for endless hours about random crap while everyone tells him to shut the fuck up
Splat: i cumed into a jar last night for a girl...
Luigis: SHUT THE FUCK UP SPLAT
by FuukaGirl October 10, 2021
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Splat Charger

The 'default' charger weapon that appears in all of the Splatoon games. Has long range and can splat in one hit, but is not good at painting or in close-quarters (most of the time).
One of the most annoying weapons in all 3 games, especially the third one since the map design is garbage. Though, not nearly as annoying as some of the other charger weapons, such as the E-Liter 4k Scope
The Splat Charger is so annoying i stg all charger mains have no friends because they use such a boring weapon.
by HankBoiWasTaken November 15, 2023
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