Vrin: Damn, Sally Sue had a nookielear spill on my new leather sofa last night.
Jadu: How
man?
Vrin: We were just foolin around on the couch and she was getting
real excited, and left a third of my sofa covered in her liquid excitement.
Jadu: You okay?
Vrin. Kinda. I called the store where I bought it and they said they can'
t accept nookielear stained sofas anymore.
Jadu: Bummer
man.