shaurma

arabian national lamb fast food, sometimes made of cats dogs or homeless

a. Damn im so hungry i would even eat a dog
b. Come on! Eat shaurma!

by coacher133 April 9, 2011

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saurange

1. A feeble-minded conservative whose political views. (E.G. The political views of Dick Cheny or Rush Limbaugh.)

2. Disease associated with a whale's vagina. Characterized by protruding hair, malodorous oily discharge, and receeding penis length.

You're not liberal, you're a saurange!

or

I heard Carlyle caught a major case of saurange from Michelle.

by Professor Carl Rabinowitz November 29, 2005

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Eye of Sauron

Prior to anal sex, a girl bends over and spreads her ass cheeks as far as she can while dialating her asshole so she can better reveal her anal cavity. At this special moment, you insert your penis into the opening while humming the theme song of Mordor from Lord of the Rings. As she beckons for your "orcs" you give her all your "army's strength". There may be some "soil from the battlefield" on your penis afterwards.

Bobby gave Shelley an Eye of Sauron last weekend! I heard she couldn't walk for two days and poop got all over his dick!

by sexy mango November 15, 2010

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smaur

stinky ass

I kick your smaur

by greg le millionnaire October 30, 2003

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queef-a-saurus rex

Also known as a stalker, a queef-a-saurus rex is an ex-girlfriend who won't leave you alone even after you have clearly shown an extreme lack of interest. She is famous for farting out of her vagina which sound like the roar of a dangerous predator.

Oh my god that queef-a-saurus rex won't stop calling me! She used to force me to go down on her and one time she queefed so hard she parted my hair! I've lost my sense of sight and smell not to mention being scarred for life!

by Cosmic Monkey Testicle January 1, 2010

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