boner spark

verb- the act of gaining one's erection due to any of the five senses being positively influenced by an attractive lifeform.

Morgan boner sparked me!

by Ham Sandwiches August 25, 2005

does not spark joy

A phrase for expressing dissatisfaction with or contempt for literally anything in a manner and style consistent with Marie Kondo.

Dude, where did you get this whiskey? It does not spark joy. I can feel my gastric lining deteriorating.

by AdenosinePush March 28, 2019

master spark

Big laser beam that touhou character Kirisame Marisa fires

random guy: “Oh hello there-“
Marisa: “get master sparked bitch”
Random guy:”AAAAAAAA”

by anti cringe club April 14, 2023

343 Guilty Spark

The most disgusting, annoying, downright EVIL character in Halo. Not quite as bad in Halo 2.

"Reclaimer! *humming* Oh, hello."

Aaaaargh.

by Cortana Dragoon July 5, 2005

Poser's spark syndrome

a person who poses as many different faces. One day they could be a Nazi, the next day a wanna-be gangbanger. The could be emo but sorta "spark" up to be a Prep.
This is known as Poser's spark syndrome.

Man, he's so lost. He doesn't know who he is anymore. Yesterday he wanted all the Jews dead, today he's got a bandanna andd sagging pants.

Yep. He's got Poser's spark syndrome.

by Down Wit Clown April 11, 2009

shit spark

A child who is poorly disciplined, or greatly disliked by someone. Created by the Sunnyvale Trailerpark Supervisor Jim Lahey on The Trailer Park Boys. Other created words include shit hawk and shit leopard.

"Ricky was a shit spark, that turned into a shit bonfire"
-Jim Lahey

by Tom the kid July 16, 2006

chevy spark

A small vehicle with a barbie car engine that can be legally driven on the road with expensive parts

Why is the battery for a Chevy Spark 400.00?

by QueenofKristonia May 12, 2018