Pussy Smuggling

When a wife intentionally abstains from sex in an attempt to manipulate or control her husband. A wife is also deemed a smuggler if she does not provide reasonable access to the pun just for the sake of being mean. The art of pussy smuggling is complicated, it walks the razors edge of successful manipulation and getting dumped. Usually dumped.

His wife has been smuggling for weeks, maybe he should pay attention to her more.

My wife is an extreme pussy smuggler, I think it's time I get a trade in for a newer model.

Her addiction to pussy smuggling destroyed her marriage.

by The Tangerine August 31, 2013

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smuggling peas

having a THO... think about it...

"pam, you cold? you look like you're smuggling peas"

by lauren September 1, 2003

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Smuggling

Smoking and Cuddling

The lady and I curled up with some weed, pizza, and Netflix for a night of smooching and smuggling.

by xxxceteraxxx January 19, 2015

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active snuggling

Passionate cuddling between you and your partner that leads to "active snuggling" aka sex

"I'd like to get in bed with you and snuggle"
"Do you mean snuggling-snuggling, or active snuggling?"
"mmm active snuggling..."

*proceed to engage in foreplay and sexual activities*

by Vee24 April 10, 2011

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smugglin'_manitees

Used to describe a very very fat person.

boy1: hey you see that new girl?
boy2: yeah, she looks like shes smugglin'_manitees
boy3: *vomits blood*

by friendofyarsarein October 1, 2006

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Smuggling Parrots

A reference to peoples attempts smuggling going wrong when a parrot start waking up and talking. This talking being misinterpreted as coming from the person who is probably wasted. What is said is confused and short.

Mate walking into room. "Where are we? What time is it? What's my name?!"

Everyone else, "He is smuggling parrots right now."

by eMpTy January 12, 2013

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