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Blind Snowstorm

The threshold after an orgasm in which a man can either keep the pole hard or get a deflated sock puppet.
He was able to make his way out of the Blind Snowstorm and continue on for another 30 minutes.
by BaconBlitz March 1, 2018
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New England Snowstorm

When a girl is sprinkles baby-powder on her vagina, and the queefs, creating a white powdery cloud.
I couldn't even see because when I finally got her naked, she New England Snowstormed me!
by FearTheBeard5555 February 21, 2015
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Rocky Mountain Snowstorm

When several men ejaculate onto the facial hair of a heavily bearded man.
Last night I took part in what may have been the snowiest Rocky Mountain Snowstorm of all time.
by Touchy The Clown August 12, 2018
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Mason-Dixon Snowstorm

A sexual act, consisting of brushing dandruff from your pubic hair onto a girls face after she has finished giving you a blowjob.
Frank: "How did your date last night go?"
Paul: "Man, it was awesome! We went back to my double wide, and she let me give her a Mason-Dixon Snowstorm!"
by ShopMonkey March 10, 2022
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FORP and SNOSH

The fun people-watching games.

FORP - when you're not sure if the lady walking past is Fat Or Pregnant.

SNOSH - when you see a person and you're not sure if they are Special Needs or Shit Haircut
Hey Dave, we've got a FORP and SNOSH moment walking past, look!
by Arthur 2Sheds Jackson April 22, 2022
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awkward snowsuit

level 3 in the "Levels of Awkward". Snowsuits (for those who have not worn them) are MUCH more awkard than mittens or turtles. you practically are prohibited from normal movement. your arms tend to not be able to come down all the way at your sides, and you tend to have to waddle, swaying back and forth, much like a penguin.
person 1: i grabbed my friends' toe from under the stall in the bathroom...only...it turned out not to be my friend...or their toe.

person 2: that's SO awkward snowsuit!
by SMM Youth Group July 3, 2007
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snowshoeing

When someone with small feet inserts them in the ass of two people and then “walks” or makes them crawl. It is similar to fisting but far more technical.
Gail went to an S & M party and went snowshoeing with two bears.
by Tom March 24, 2004
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