2 definitions by FearTheBeard5555

Portland Snowstorm

When you are reverse titty-fucking a girl, and without telling her, you sprinkle baby-powder on your but rack, and then proceed to fart, blowing a big white cloud in her face. Not to be confused with the New England Snowstorm

She still has powder in her eyes because I totally gave her the 'ol Portland Snowstorm last night

by FearTheBeard5555 February 22, 2015

New England Snowstorm

When a girl is sprinkles baby-powder on her vagina, and the queefs, creating a white powdery cloud.

I couldn't even see because when I finally got her naked, she New England Snowstormed me!

by FearTheBeard5555 February 22, 2015