snorange

a) When you fall asleep eating an orange. (b) When you fall asleep on an orange. (c) Ryhmes with orange.

My wife snoranged last night when she fell asleep on my orange.

by i am michelle woo December 12, 2008

Snowing

The post coital act of scraping dried sperm from the shaft of your penis onto the tongue of your gaping wife / husband/ partner / abductee.

“Shiiiiit, take that snow on your tongue bitch”

“Make is snow baby”

“I love it when it’s snowing”

by Monkeymagical November 24, 2017

snoving

The act of butt-munching.

Pete loves snoving. In fact, just moments ago he had the pleasure of enjoying last nights corn while snoving his lady-friend.

by MarcoPoloPingPong January 30, 2008

sporing

Sporing is a portemanteau of spore and boring. It is an adjective used to emphasize unparalleled boredom, like that experienced by sophisticated gamers who try to play Maxis's evolution simulation.

I tried to alphabetize all the streets in New York City but it was way too sporing.

by Beyond Zebra October 28, 2008

Scoring Dildos

The art of scoring dildos pertains to the common act of getting mad bitches.

Chris: if I didn't have a girlfriend I could be scoring dildos right now

by sean sheldon January 16, 2008

Scoring on his Own Goal

A phrase for cumming on your dick during masterbation or beating the meat

When Dan was about finished jerking off before he was scoring on his own goal.

by kagz123 February 24, 2008

snorking

the fine art of sniffing girls bicycle seats

did you see those girls on the bikes headed to the beach?
yea, lets follow them and do some snorking !

hey I just sniffed that hot chicks bicycle seat.

I didn't know you were a snorker.

did you see who rode up on that stingray?
you mean the one with the high rise handlebars and the banana seat?
yes I did, and she was mighty fine. I snorked that banana seat like right now!
wow, you are the snorkmaster.

by x2f101011 October 10, 2010