Snack jacking

The act of masterbating while simultaneously eating chocolatate pudding and being choked.

Megan brought over a six pack of pudding and helped Steve as he was snack jacking

by sefawley May 31, 2016

Snack Monster

A person who eats snacks more than actual meals

I had no time to eat lunch, so I had a bag of chips and 2 granola bars today like a true snack monster

by Whaler Jake November 13, 2014

Snack Sheet

A flat bed sheet that a lazy, couch potato-type person spreads out on his or her sofa to protect the upholstery from little piles of foods (especially from Fourth Meal) that he or she keeps at hand. Using a snack sheet saves the effort of washing dishes and bowls. Oftentimes, the person (or people) utilizing the snack sheet will do so unclothed. In this case, the snack sheet can further protect the couch upholstery from skin oils and other body soils. Also: a metonymy for sloth and gluttony

They never leave the house on a weekend. They just stay home, watching Lifetime and eating Ritz crackers on their snack sheet.

by CaperGirl June 26, 2012

snack tray

The upper- front of a woman's chest, especially including her breast area, that is always a likely catch-all for food or beverage spillage when eating and drinking.

Elsa: Darn---I just dropped pizza all over my snack tray on this white blouse!

You: Better get a wad of paper towels and mop up, girl.

by Janfan May 25, 2010

Snacks and Naps

This is an activity/lifestyle where you spend an entire day doing nothing but snacking and napping....Then repeat.

This is usually on a weekend.

Marc: "Hey what'd you do on Sunday?"

Allyson Joy: "Snacks and Naps."

or

Marc: "Ally I thought we were going to re-shingle the roof today???"

Allyson Joy: "Bite me, I'm doing snacks and naps, you just woke me, kill yourself."

10-18-10

by Ally Joy October 20, 2010

godzilla snack

well because in all the old godzilla movies he eats asian people. this is a reference to an asian person, usually japanese

I swear those godzilla snacks can't drive even if their life depended on it.

by kenny winters October 31, 2007

smacked snack

Any food consumed in direct response to the munchies, which occurs while smacked, or high.

"Man, I've got the munchies! Who wants to go to 7-Eleven for a smacked snack?"

by Skyy321 December 23, 2009