Monkey Smasher

1) To beat a monkey.

2) To Smash a monkey with your "Meat".

Hey Vince you fucking monkey smasher!!!!1111!11!111one!!!11!!!one!

by Anthrax July 11, 2004

bean smasher

One who engages in anal sex for the purpose of squashing bits of fecal matter with the penis. Note: The recipient should not wipe for several days before engaging in this activity.

We have a bean squasher in the family!

by Aaron Cooper June 1, 2005

Granny Smasher

A Granny Smasher is a man who goes for elderly, or much older women, sometimes men. Also called smashers, for the sex act.

Chris likes his women old.

Yea, he's a Granny Smasher.

by Professor Switzleheimer September 22, 2016

wisconsin tooth smasher

When a broad gives a blowjob to a man who has a large prince albert piercing he gives her a german nose hose then pull out and slaps her in the mouth knocking out as many teeth as possible and finish by saying make me some eggs bitch. The whole time she thinks its an average blowjob until the big finish

Cindy's mother asked her what happened? Cindy responded I told Ian I need to go to the dentist and get a tooth pulled. So Ian said I can save u some money and gave her the wisconsin tooth smasher

by n8t-n February 20, 2011

smothercate

Smothercate is the hypoxic condition resulting from the lack of oxygen through mechanical, compressive or chemical interference with resperation. Smothercate is the consolidation of many words with the same meaning; successfully replacing smother, suffocate or asphyxiate and their variations.

Cyndi thought she would smothercate from all the smoke.

by Big Wave May 31, 2007

Smotheration

A combination of smothering and suffication, typically with pillows. See also: Smotherate -ed, -ing.

Well officer, it seems the victim succumbed to violent smotheration.

by Curtis Meyer October 23, 2009

Tuck and smother

The term "Tuck and smother" refers to the act of hiding a beer or other alcoholic beverage under your shirt/jacket/or other article of clothing and carrying it out of the bar or restaurant you are in, in order to drink it on the walk/drive to home/bar/party etc.

Term originated in the bars of Boston, MA.

Yo lets go to the next bar, I am going to tuck and smother this bud light out of here.

Hey, this place sucks lets tuck and smother these drinks and go back to my place.

by Vinny "Big Time" June 17, 2007