smooth booties

jeans with no back pockets

That girl is wearing smooth booties

by Anonymous December 2, 2002

A Smooth Saddle

A Smooth Saddle- When a girl doesn't have a vagina. she has nothing, it's like a "smooth saddle." therefore; she is a smooth saddle. From the TV Show, The League.

It didn’t happen to me, but in high school, we definitely convinced a guy that his girlfriend was a smooth saddle. This went on for months. Then he finally got in her pants and came back saying, “You know, I think she is a smooth saddle.” And we were like, “Uh huh! We told you!” Then it was, like, another few weeks when he was talking to a teacher about it, and they were like, “What are you talking about?!” It was one of the greatest moments of my life.

by hmclark19 May 11, 2014

Smooth as shit

Whenever some does a really clean maneuver.
Or just a real nice poo

That russian ice skater lands smooth as shit.
I only drink smoothies bro no solid foods.

by Smoothasshit February 13, 2018

Smooth Together

It is Chicago slang for beating someone up badly

“We will get his ass smooth together if he fuck wit us again”

by GDN_Retro October 5, 2021

smooth farter

~ A person capable of farting without making any noise, especially in public.

~ When it smells and you wonder where it came from.

Tim is a big time Smooth Farter.

by thefilmguy November 27, 2011

smooth furry

Term in the furry community used to describe an individual who strives to have good cleanliness and hygiene habits. Is the antonym of musky husky. It is usually said with the name of the characterized species (smooth fox, smooth deer, smooth bunny, etc.).

NaughtyYiff is a smooth furry. He always takes a shower before wearing his wolf fursuit, and tries not to wear it for too long so as not to get a bad smell.

by nikos3194 October 21, 2022

smooth pocket

Referring to the anus, specifically as a clandestine storage site for drugs.

With the cops just around the corner, I barely had time to store my weed in the smooth pocket.

by chip and pepper February 18, 2008