When a girl throws up into your mouth while you make out, then proceeds to give you a blowjob, vomiting all the while.
Jenny: Want a pink smoothie?
Andrew: is it strawberry?
Jenny: ya, I had sokme strwberrys for breakfast
Andrew: is it strawberry?
Jenny: ya, I had sokme strwberrys for breakfast
by Parker and Andrew September 13, 2009
Get the Pink Smoothie mug.1. When a male ejaculates on the breasts of a woman with extra large nipples and then tit-fucks her, causing the cum to froth up in a smoothie-like consistency.
2. What a pirate yells at a juice bar.
2. What a pirate yells at a juice bar.
"Give me a blueberry banana smootie, me heartie"
"I gave that girl such a blueberry banana smoothie last night... she fucking lapped that shit up."
"I gave that girl such a blueberry banana smoothie last night... she fucking lapped that shit up."
by Seth T. January 19, 2008
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by Paul Buttuta November 15, 2007
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Get the blend a smoothie mug.Texas slang for cock sucker. Derived from another term for a Rooster is cock, and another term for smooch is kiss, which is close to suck.
Could mean gay, or just a jerk.
Could mean gay, or just a jerk.
"Hey Travis look at that rooster smoocher over there in the purple pants."
or
"My boss is such a rooster smoocher for making me work on Saturday."
or
"My boss is such a rooster smoocher for making me work on Saturday."
by skinnyfatty March 2, 2009
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Get the Smoothies mug.An interesting blend of combinations of Ingredients to make my very own creation the Vagisil Smootie.
Ingredients:
3 Full Cups of Ice
1/4 Cup of Sugar
Teaspoon of Vanilla Extract
1 Tube of Vagisil
1 Cup of Strawberries
1 Banana
2 Shots of Crown Royal
And The secret ingredient a pinch of Cinammonm, only the finest though.
After you have gathered these materiels and items Get an average blender. Combine them all in it. Set it too shred. Then Enjoy (\"\\(O.o)/\")
Ingredients:
3 Full Cups of Ice
1/4 Cup of Sugar
Teaspoon of Vanilla Extract
1 Tube of Vagisil
1 Cup of Strawberries
1 Banana
2 Shots of Crown Royal
And The secret ingredient a pinch of Cinammonm, only the finest though.
After you have gathered these materiels and items Get an average blender. Combine them all in it. Set it too shred. Then Enjoy (\"\\(O.o)/\")
by Richard Ezekiel Goodrich The Second April 26, 2005
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