meatal smearant

A smear of feaces (or skid marks) in the jocks or knickers.

Dave's mum dry wretched as she unpacked his washing basket and found a pair of jocks with heavy meatal smearant in them.

by Zonal K September 26, 2019

smearin'

When an ultimate frisbee team, such as Team Chill, decides to play hard, juice it up on the field and proceed to spread it all around. On each other (spread the goodness!) and on the other team (suffocate em!) and maybe on the disc (for good luck).

Awwww shit, did you see Team Chill smearin' on Spring Break at High Tide?

by P-Fizzle House April 22, 2008

smeary stranger

The arm/hand not trained in the wiping of the buttocks. In the event of an injury or disablement of the predominantly used appendage, said arm/hand must be called in for back-up. This very often will cause mayhem on the toilet such as constant dropping of the toilet paper in the toilet, wiping in the wrong direction, poo on your hand, crying out obscenities in frustration, uncontrollable sobbing, clogging of your toilet from the constant dropping of the toilet paper and in severe and rare cases one may begin to holler out for someone else to come in and wipe their buttocks for them...in which case would now be called a smeary friendly.

The smeary stranger was used to wipe his buttocks because his right arm was broken and in a cast.

The smeary stranger failed to properly remove poo from his buttocks and eventually he resorted to use of the smeary friendly.

by Bunnyisfunny August 28, 2010

smeary friendly

Severe and rare cases in which one may begin to holler out from the bathroom for someone else to come in and wipe their buttocks for them because the smeary stranger was not coordinated enough

The smeary stranger failed to properly remove poo from his buttocks and eventually he resorted to use of the smeary friendly.

by Bunnyisfunny August 28, 2010

Smear job

When you smear dabs on a bowl of weed

We don't have a rig should we just do a smear job

by 4skinners April 8, 2016

Smearframe

When you pause a video of somebody talking, and the resulting frame is one of both grime and disgust.

I paused a video of my friend Josh, and the image was smearframe.

by Lossmysox July 23, 2016

smeralda

Beautiful girl with big eyes and heart.

"wow I wish I was as nice as Smeralda"

by oliner November 19, 2017