smartdumb

when an individual does something that can be good (benefit to everyone or themself), but ends up in a bad situation facing the consequences

rev. dumbsmart

a 22 year old guy knowing that the girl he likes is 16 (has the information he needs) but still gets with her anyway

smartdumb

yo u see J talkn to stacy, yeah he 22 and she sixteen, i hope he see that she too young

...two weeks later, Yo u about J, yeah he saw him, he a registered sex offender now

by icemasta11 August 3, 2009

I've met smarter sandwiches

To someone about somebody stupid, brainless

Did you talk to the Sheriff ?
No the Sheriff is an idiot, i mean, i've met smarter sandwiches !

by alan.s January 4, 2008

Shmarted

To shit oneself while shopping at Wal-Mart

Sorry honey, we gotta hit the road... I just shmarted all over the kid playing Playstation

by douknowchriso August 26, 2008

Smarterass

an individual who cleverly uses sarcasm with his superior intellect as a means of answering your stupid question

Johnathan is such a smartass, he has taken it to a new level, he is a smarterass.

by John the Smarterass April 11, 2012

sharted shower

When you realize that you sharted, then take off your clothes, only to have the SHART affixed to your leg or legs. So you decide you have to get into the shower to wash off the shart. Next time, don't shart.

I had a sharted shower in the middle of the night after I awakened from the spicy dinner we ate with a warm sensation on my leg.

by corsendonkian May 8, 2019

smartest guy on the football team

Kind of like being the tallest dwarf

Ram Sweeney is the smartest guy on the football team

by pseudonymyoullseewhaticando May 22, 2019

Smartdolphin

Smartdolphin is a person who is very kind, but don’t let that completely fool you. She has a little mean side that she shows to people she doesn’t like. It is very rare to come across a kind Smartdolphin, so when you do, TREAT HER THE SAME WAY SHE TREATS YOU. Being a close friend with a smartdolphin is EXTREMELY, EXTREMELY rare. I’m talking about lottery jackpot rare. If she says she loves you and cares about you, SHE MEANS IT. You have to give love back to her. It’s very awesome to have a smartdolphin call you a close friend. Just remember they have feelings and you need to be there for them if they need you. If they love you, love them back. Let them know you care because they love attention. Just overall treat her like a queen if she treats you like a king.

Oh look, it’s Smartdolphin. Man she’s the absolute best.

by SomeoneYouKnke October 1, 2019