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Puerto Rican Stool

The act of masturbating with one hand while placing a finger inside of your rectum.
Josh told his friends how he wanted to go give himself a Puerto Rican Stool when he got home tonight.
by ican' March 1, 2020
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cream of stool

Cream of Stool®: simply foul poo that harms and depletes both body and soul.
by Professor_Z January 4, 2023
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Bielsa’s Motting Stool

A stool that a motter may use while delivering oral sex to his lady friend from a seated position at the edge of the bed/motting platform.

Particularly useful if the motter finds himself with an incapacitated lower limb and is unable to assume a standard frontal prone motting position between the mottees legs.

The stool takes inspiration from the legendary Marcelo Bielsa and his infamous stool that could often be spotted pitchside in the technical area.
Dislocated the knee again at the weekend and I’m on crutches for the foreseeable, will have to get Bielsa’s Motting Stool out the loft.
by CumbrianMotter October 9, 2023
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Sloob

Sloob (slüb): n. Nick Burris and Linda Thach's friendship; A relationship based on loyalty, trust, jokes and laughs, lots and lots of laughs and jokes. Shared between you and your best friend. Sloob is used because there is no word in the world to describe how worthy the friendship is. When experiencing sloob, you and your best friend must become each other's 'everything' buddy; Laughing buddies, chuckling buddies, anger buddies, venting buddies, giggling buddies, etc. Sloob will one day make its way into historical textbooks. The word means you and your companion must share everything, which also means you guys share telepathy. Sloob is limitless, full of surprises, and the answer to every damn question out there. You never question the word. Ever. If you do, sloob does not exist to you and you don't quite understand the meaning just yet. You know you've finally achieve sloob with your best friend when you both are capable of doing everything. The bird is no longer the word, sloob is now the word. Sloob comes from an Asian root word. There is nothing greater than sloob. Sloob > Everything. Sloob = Magic.
If I were to have sloob with my best friend, my life would be complete.
by AyeYoGurl August 11, 2010
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sloot scooting

Riding around looking for sluts to have sex with
When I was out sloot scooting around last night.
by Ktibbs May 15, 2016
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scool

your an idiot, you buffoon, learn to spell school you goose
"I really wish I could go back to scool"

"DID YOU REALLY MISPELL SCHOOL IN A VOICECHAT YOU MARSUPIAL"
by clock eating, haha April 26, 2020
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