Shontion

Shontion is the best drop dead looking person in the world. No matter how many times you get mad at her you can never stay mad at her. Dark skined, short, cool. these Shontion's are the best. i Love u! <3

Dang Shontion

by Taylor Warren July 14, 2011

Slantsy

The state of being both sleepy and yet also antsy.

Hon, I'm too slantsy to think straight. Mebby tomorrow.

by biodomeoutcast July 19, 2011

Slon's rule

Slon's rule posits that no matter how obscure the activity, the most famous participants will have groupies. However, the quantity and appearance of groupies will vary wildly by activity and by the level of fame.

Ever since Bob achieved the grandmaster title he's been drowning in chess groupies, but that's what we should expect according to slon's rule.

by Slonny May 30, 2015

Slantendicular

When something is out of kilter or not quite straight ... ...

Threy fixed my door frame, but it's a bit 'slantendicular!

by Mouseloader May 13, 2016

Slonaker

A big ass watermelon used for a dildo

Damn, that girl just shoved a Slonaker up her ass

by Yummyoreo5 July 14, 2016

Shontanese

Independent self motivated entrepreneur, Creative, organized, ambitious, fast learner, love to travel, friendly personality.

Shontanese is very

by Shontanese December 20, 2016

slanted taco

When a woman is questioning her sexuality, and is in an in between sexual state between straight and another sexual preference. Hence a "slanted" "taco" as opposed to a "straight" "taco"

Are those girls lesbians ? I know one girl is but I think the other is straight, or maybe she's going slanted taco right now.

by Hands Across America March 16, 2017