somalian avalanche

When upon attempting to insert your penis into your partner’s rectum you are met with a copious outpouring of fecal matter. The same as Cambodian landslide.

— I am traumatised for life.

— How come?
— I tried to fuck Yahya up the butt last night and he gave me a Somalian avalanche.

by BiggerAnyway March 9, 2018

Somalian Sizzer Kick

When some daft cunt is pissing you off so you scream the war following war cry “chabba gabba got any water LiLuLiLu” and fly towards the bellend with your right foot in the air and make direct contact with his smug face. Once your opponent has fallen you must rub your balls on his face while using a razor to scar your arm to show another successful Somalian Sizzer Kick.

Listen here cunt I’m about to hit you with a Somalian Sizzer Kick if you ain’t careful.

by IlynchedGerald December 10, 2018

somaliphobic

Expressing Somalidiid sentiments

he's somaliphobic

by readyforthemoon55 August 30, 2019

somaliphilia

Having a love or affinity for Somalia, and its inhabitants, the Somalis

her music taste is straight up somaliphilia

by readyforthemoon55 September 5, 2019

somaliphilic

pertaining to Somaliphilia, a love of Somalia, its inhabitants Somalis, or the lovely Somali sea

they're being somaliphilic

by readyforthemoon55 September 5, 2019

somalify

To make more Somali in nature, particularly with regards to cutlure

they're somalifying our politics

by readyforthemoon55 September 6, 2019

Somalian Campfire

When multiple, usually more than 7, Somalian men gather together in harmony, around a campfire performing a ritual on a white man. The ritual consists of tying the white man to a tree with raisins in his pocket and leaving him to be eaten by a Somalian tiger.

"Wheres Joey?"
"I think some Somalians took him to a Somalian Campfire. He's not coming back."

by Big Nigga Joe March 12, 2020