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slob dot

The small stain on your shirt you get from sloppy eating.
Well, now I'm a marked man. I've got my slob dot.
by Woodster89 September 29, 2013
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slob tha nob

Sucking dick or a girl giving oral sex to a boy
by Justqueenin December 20, 2013
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slob the nob

A slang term for sucking a penis, by either gender, and in the act, involves excessive amount of saliva(slob, slobbing) for it to be a "messy" process. Nob is the british slang for penis, although this saying did not originate from there.
Man can she slob the nob!
by real meaning inc April 24, 2014
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slob junkie

A person who only wants to suck dick and nothing else. Spends their whole day sucking dick.
by Durty_d31 April 18, 2017
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Slob Noggin

Term used to describe the male genital organ (penis) in a derogatory fashion.
I stopped by her house, and she asked if I wanted coffee. We just got Starbucks so I knew there and then, she just wanted to get tea bagged and some good slob noggin.
by SuDuName November 5, 2019
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slob on my knob

slob on my knob
/släb/ /än,ôn/ /mī/ /näb/

1. to open the door for a lady to enter first

2. to indicate that a door handle is dirty
"Would you be so kind as to slob on my knob?"
"of course, m'lady."

"there is slob on my knob."
by Gentleman's Guide November 25, 2019
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Slob Blob

A slob blob is created after a long period of wild masturbation. This is where your penis foreskin gets all mushy and eventually starts turning to liquid. This liquid is called Slob Blob. The slob blob is a very thick liquid that looks black, white, or brown (depending on your skin colour). To regain your foreskin back, you must quickly start scooping up the slob blob, then eat it.
Yo James, my Dick feels weird.

Oh, that's not good. Wait a sec, what is that black shit seeping outta your pants?

Oh no, that's my first slob blob!
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