spexting

The pulse-quickening act of exchanging detailed, graphic, sports-related statistics and observations via text at a feverish rate, similar to that of sexting. Often a form of male bonding, and a reflection of a torrid bromance.

1. My girlfriend caught me spexting with my guy Andy at dinner again last night, and boy was my face red. 2. I had to change my cell phone plan due to all the spexting this Bulls season.

by Big-Red November 7, 2010

self-heating sleeping bag

The #1 why beans are so popular as a camping food...

...is that they create the self-heating sleeping bag at night!

by Jack Bozdog November 27, 2006

Sleeping Booty

A hot chick who falls asleep or passes out drunk before having sex with you.

"I thought that chick was going to be a wild ride, but she turned into a sleeping booty."

by horseman1975 October 22, 2009

nature's sleeping pill

Masturbation, for the purpose of facilitating falling asleep for the night. Applies to both males and females.

I was a bit restless after work, so I took nature's sleeping pill and afterwards quickly passed out for the night.

by vltava December 2, 2010

Russian Sleeping Pill

When a person rubs there hands together and hits someone open handed so hard that they go to sleep.

"Dude he gave him a russian sleeping pill and was knocked out cold!"

by Missbeautiful1 November 5, 2012

Selexting

The act of selectively ignoring texts. When you are in a texting or facebook messenger conversation and suddenly, without warning, the recipient's response is delayed significantly by at least 10 minutes or the conversation ends abruptly and you have no conversation closer.

I was just texting this guy I met on Ok Cupid and we were really getting into a good conversation and he just all of a sudden selexted me. I have no idea where he went it was like one minute he was there and then poof...disappeared.

Or -

I was texting my friend asking her if she wanted to go out. I didn't get a response so I decided to stay in. Now that I'm all comfy in my bed, she decides to respond and wants to go out. That bitch is selexting me!

by sayfromage May 18, 2014

Shtexting

Texting while taking a dump!

John was pressing out a premium log while shtexting his girlfriend about tonight's pub crawl!

by Afcancelt October 4, 2011