Sleep

Something over half the population of human beings can't do properly

Dude 1: Did you sleep well last night? You look dead
Dude 2: No I actually did not

by jeef1012 January 30, 2019

Sleep

The main reason you’re late to school or work 24/7.

I should have gone to sleep earlier, now I’m late for work!

by Winteroses February 7, 2019

Sleep

Dying for a short period of time.

Guy: I am going to sleep.

Girl: You mean die for a little?

by Autistic565665862 July 3, 2019

Sleep

For the weak

Guy 1: "Dude I got to go to sleep!"
Guy 2: "Dude sleep is for the WEAK!"
Guy 1: "Oh shit dude you right!"

by Itsahumaniam November 9, 2019

Sleep

What the fuck is that

What the fuck is sleep

by EVERYTHINGISUSED February 27, 2019

Sleep

Like being dead but you rest and you wake up now and then

I feel like it I want to go to sleep

by MV quest QUEEN September 28, 2019

sleep

Sleep is what keeps you from crashing your car.
Speaking of crashing there's a tree ahead, Turn left-
OH YOU HAVE FALLEN ASLEEP WHOOPEEDOO

1. I need Sleep!
2. Oh Noes I can't sleep!

by moonlxghts September 3, 2017