One who slashes the cock of men with but not limited to teeth, nails, blades, braces, and barbed wire.
by Noah m.n.j January 16, 2008
Get the Cock slasher mug.An imaginary (yet vital) loose part hanging from underneath an unsuspecting motorist's car. Alerting unsuspecting motorists about said item is of supreme importance. Mission accomplished when unsuspecting motorist pulls over and gets out to see whats wrong with his car.
Driver 1: (while pointing at undercarriage) "Hey Sir, your Fister saster caster unit is out"
Driver 2: "What"?
Driver 1: "Your fister saster, the caster unit, it's out" (still pointing)
Driver 2: "oh really?!? oh, um ok" (pulls into rite-aid parking lot)
Driver 1 then laughs laughs laughs all the way to work.
Driver 2: "What"?
Driver 1: "Your fister saster, the caster unit, it's out" (still pointing)
Driver 2: "oh really?!? oh, um ok" (pulls into rite-aid parking lot)
Driver 1 then laughs laughs laughs all the way to work.
by Mergeman September 30, 2008
Get the Fister saster caster unit mug.To crash and burn in such an exteme way as to call significant attention to yourself. In reference to Steve Slater, the Jet Blue flight attendant who blew up and popped the emergency slide of a Jet Blue plane in New York, grabbed a couple of beers after dropping a few F-bombs ovet the intercom, and slid down to the tarmac.
To totally lose your cool in the extreme.
Synonym, to go postal
To totally lose your cool in the extreme.
Synonym, to go postal
by Rosstumpf August 11, 2010
Get the Slater mug.Any song sung at a Karaoke show that's so depressing it makes the crowd want to slash their @#&*%$! wrists, especially if it follows a fast, happy, crowd-pumping song. A wrist-slasher has the potential to suck all the momentum and happiness out of an otherwise hopping, jovial, drink-buying Karaoke crowd, and usually sends half of the patrons out the door.
Joe just sang "Late in the Evening" by Paul Simon, and now Marc is singing "Whiskey Lullabye!?" Who the Hell wants to hear that wrist-slasher!? C'mon, let's pay our tab and let's go!
by Gregory Pius November 18, 2011
Get the Wrist-Slasher mug.A dude who doesn't like it if you step on his "J"s and screams a lot. He also constantly starts fights and loses them.
by Mangernam October 5, 2013
Get the jack slattery mug.The act of putting french fries in your partner's anus and having sex with them anally and eating the fries out of the cum filled ass.
by Iron Tager February 6, 2010
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