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slack karen

Slack Karen’s are the busybodies at your office who treat it as their own social media fiefdom. They monitor all channels, insert themselves into any discussion, and argue with you if you post something they disagree with. Most of their work day is spent in arguments and self-started drama

They are usually very liberal but conservative versions exist too. If you call them out on their odious behavior, they’ll DARVO and pretend to leave forever, only for the cycle to restart the next day.
Person 1: Wow, Cynthia is really upset about the recent election results
Person 2: They are upset about everything; they are a Slack Karen. Do not engage with them.
by Lolwut7 February 23, 2022
mugGet the slack karenmug.

Slack tire

This is a tire that is low on air pressure
His car has a slack tire
by Agnes Ann May 7, 2018
mugGet the Slack tiremug.

Jack it and slack it

The action of “jacking it” (beating the absolute fuck out of your dick) and then “slacking it “ (lying around and not doing anything
Me: When I get home I finna jack it and slack it

Random nigga: vro same that’s like all I’ve been doing lately
Me: wait who tf are you
by Inatehiggers May 27, 2018
mugGet the Jack it and slack itmug.

Slack Monkey

Someone (usually a co-worker) who is both managing to sit around and do nothing that they are supposed to and simultaneously annoy and piss off everyone around them with ridiculous antics. (i.e. tell stupid jokes, throw things.)
Fucking Dan dude, he's being a total slack monkey while we're having to do his paperwork.
by TayRex April 17, 2010
mugGet the Slack Monkeymug.

Slack and cack

When you are giving that sloppy toppy and you nut in her mouth and leave.
Hey Martha! What did you and Tom do lay night?
You know the usual slack and cack
by Pissysissykitty March 16, 2021
mugGet the Slack and cackmug.

slack friday

Skipping out on the shopping frenzy of After Thanksgiving Sales to relax.
I'm sorry you had to work on slack Friday.
by Mikyjocrowbar November 26, 2017
mugGet the slack fridaymug.

Drive By Slacking

The process of visiting a slack channel, asking a question, and never been seen again.
Don't bother answering that question, he is just drive by slacking.
by slackwise April 26, 2019
mugGet the Drive By Slackingmug.

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