slab o poo

(n) When a male or female scoops poop out of their asshole with a spoon

When I was constipated I used the slab o poo technique

by farts for sale April 12, 2009

slab of beef

A large juicy ass. Ghetto booty.

Damn shes got a nice slab of beef. Dario loves that slab of beef.

by Dario'sSlabO'Beef February 13, 2008

slab fest

a festive time after exams when mates get together to consume exesive amounts of alchol. 24 cans/bottles must be consumed to become a member of the exclusive team

by davies June 1, 2003

Slab of poontang

A way of showing your appreciation of a females attractiveness in a manly way.

That is a nice slab of poontang

by Holmesit May 5, 2011

slab wagon

A small red car similar to that of Postman Pat. Used for gross sex acts.

Can't wait to get him / her into the slab Wagon.

by JSandwich April 5, 2015

slab donkey

A huge Atlantic flounder

Damn, chuck just caught himself a slab donkey

by Ivannahumparot May 11, 2018

slab of ham

According to John Podhoretz,
Cate Blanchett is a giant slab of ham.

John Podhoretz:
'Unpopular opinion:Cate Blanchett is basically a giant slab of ham'

by Moas March 18, 2019