Skyrim

A terrible godawful game that for some reason people like. It’s reputation and sales numbers are completely undeserved. I’m probably gonna get rationed on UD because UD is full of Bethesda fanboys who will cry to their wive’s boyfriend that someone has a different opinion than them.

I hate Skyrim. It’s awful and terrible.

by 1955 Cadillac Coupe Deville December 27, 2022

Skyrim

Giving a rim job while on a plane.

My girlfriend gave me a Skyrim during our flight to New York.

by Neenaa November 28, 2011

Skyrim

An extravagant sex position that emerged from the bowels of the Belgian illegal sex industry.

This sexual act requires massive arm and upper body strength as one participant has to lift the other participant up over his/her head and perform a rimjob.

This sexual act is truly not for the weak!

Damn Candy, my head almost went through the ceiling when me and Woody did the "Skyrim" but it felt amazing!

by LL COOL G December 29, 2011

skyrim-er

someone who enjoys giving someone a rim job while they are playing skyrim. or the other way around.

Josh is a total skyrim-er. He just skyrim-ed this guy last night, it was wild.

by JJ the Jizzer December 18, 2011

Skyrise

A prolonged erection on an airplane

"The flight attendant was fucking hot; I got a skyrise and couldn't even get up to use the bathroom."

by The Pop Sucker July 28, 2015

Skyrim

Some worthless video game that everyone just swoons over.

In reality, it is just another unoriginal action rpg with better technology/engine and graphics. And taking from Celto-Nordic mythology. Oh, wow. No originality; just new features to keep you pacified. The Zelda franchise had it right back in 1998 with OoT. Did Bethesda really think they needed to improve anything? Keep it simple and stop taking these video games so seriously, people. (all they are really doing is mocking you; and feeding off you and making your life more and more mundane.)

I pity anyone who thinks Skyrim is a good game or has any credibility. To me, you are a loser and the worst kind of video gamer. And are the reason why everyone sees video games as a form of geekdom and degeneracy. If you want a real thrill; go out and "become the characters" in Skyrim, in real life.

by Abraham's Adversary February 23, 2018

Skyrimming

Having your partner stick his/her butt as high as possible in the air, and then going to town kissing or licking with the mouth.

She was feeling extra kinky last night and our Xbox broke, so we resorted to skyrimming.

by AaronMichael May 25, 2013