Bethesda’s 5th Elder Scroll’s game. One of THE best games known to man, and is the reason you don’t have a girlfriend. One you start this game, assuming your PS3/Xbox 360/PC/PS4/Xbox One/Switch/PS5/Xbox Series X/S doesn’t burst into flames, you will NOT be seeing the sun for a while
Side effects include: loss of girlfriend, weight loss, paleness of skin, weight gain, death, pissing in a bottle, going shit shit in your pants, dehydration, having to keep a minifridge nearby for your drinks, ordering pizza every night because you’re too glued to your chair to get up and cook, loss of ability to distinguish fantasy from the real world, loss of boyfriend (if you’re a girl or gay), constantly taking an arrow in the knee
Side effects include: loss of girlfriend, weight loss, paleness of skin, weight gain, death, pissing in a bottle, going shit shit in your pants, dehydration, having to keep a minifridge nearby for your drinks, ordering pizza every night because you’re too glued to your chair to get up and cook, loss of ability to distinguish fantasy from the real world, loss of boyfriend (if you’re a girl or gay), constantly taking an arrow in the knee
by TheVeryStrangeOne45 June 24, 2022

When a person gives a rimjob while that person is asleep, and when they get up, the person administering said rimjob would say: "you're finally awake".
by Austin Powerz May 16, 2020

by iBoy2G January 16, 2023

by plasticalien April 24, 2020

The leading cause of divorce. This is due to the cheating the player has caused after 300 hours of going on dates with Serana, which she's hot not gonna lie. The player will not notice. However, after months spent on SkyrimPorn, filtered to Serana, the player might realize he fucked up his actual relationship in real life with an actual girl.
I feel much happier living in my mansion in Whiterun, Skyrim, with my new wife Serana, which is always by my side, unlike you, bitch. I must break up with you
by Avillian April 08, 2021

by anonymous December 08, 2016

Eating ass while on an airplane.
by Nyarkus September 22, 2018
