three sheets to the wind 

to be explicitly drunk; inebriated

origin: sheets actually refer to the ropes that are used to secure a ship's sail. If the 3 ropes used were loose in the wind, the sail would flop around, causing the ship to wobble around, much like a drunk.

Margo was three sheets to the wind by the time we made it to Doug's party, judging by her inability to keep her clothes on.

three sheets to the wind by Bejammin H August 15, 2008

skeet retreat 

A skeet retreat, usually followed by a f'n'd, is the length of time in which you do not ejaculate.

Man i have just spent a 4 day skeet retreat at the central coast!!

skeet retreat by Chris Dogg May 23, 2006

Bartle Skeet 

Another word for Mountaindew the beverage of the gods. No one knows it's origin but it sure is fun to say.

Friend 1:Pass me that Ice cold Bartle Skeet
Friend 2: Bartle Skeet gives you colon cancer
Friend 1: I don't care Bartle Skeet is like Redneck Holy Water

Bartle Skeet by Mikey Jeff April 20, 2018

Skeet Eater 

1. A man that eats his own skeet.
2. Person who swallows ejaculate.

1. That skeet eater licked his own load off her back.
2. I'm a skeet eater because it's rude to spit.

Skeet Eater by Summer 2 October 2, 2006

Skeetasaurus Rex 

The mother of all skeets, view skeet . A skeet so big that the testicles fall from the body due to a lack of life in them. The reciever of the skeet will become pregnant no matter what oriface the skeet enters. All life was ejected from the testes and entered the receiver.

"Girl, I got pregnant from some trick who pulled a blasted on me. It was a Skeetasaurus Rex."

"Argh, me balls fell off"

Skeetasaurus Rex by Tyler G October 4, 2005

skeet shoot 

launch a nut across a room onto a deserving face

My skeet shoot took the wench by suprise.

skeet shoot by birdman May 23, 2004

yeeter skeeter

A hype-redneck way of acknowledging your best friend

Yeeter skeeter! I’ll make the beer run!

yeeter skeeter by Yeeter skeeter January 31, 2018