The ideal situation with you and a sleeping cobra is you don't disturb the cobra and he doesn't bite you.
by awesomeisanoverusedname October 18, 2015
Get the ideal situationmug. The only kind of herpes that isn't truly permanent. This is the worst type of herpes that women typically use to get out of situations that make them feel uncomfortable or may even prevent them from gaining any real STD. Keep in mind this is not truly having herpes, only pretending to have herpes.
"Me and my friend have situational herpes, go away."
"I used to have a lot of unprotected goat sex at Clay-Chalkville high school, now I have situational herpes."
"I used to have a lot of unprotected goat sex at Clay-Chalkville high school, now I have situational herpes."
by J Self November 27, 2011
Get the situational herpesmug. Erectile dysfunction (ED) or impotence is sexual dysfunction characterized by the inability to develop or maintain an erection of the penis during sexual activity.
After the amazing foreplay, she was so horny but then I had an Obama situation!
I feel so ashamed of myself and she still ain't talking to me after that.
I feel so ashamed of myself and she still ain't talking to me after that.
by GreenGreenKing April 25, 2016
Get the Obama Situationmug. 1) When one is pissing at the urinal, looks to the side and sees someone who greets them, or knows them.
2) Any awkward situation which resembles the situation above. Not necessarily male oriented.
3) Like being stuck between a rock and a hard place.
2) Any awkward situation which resembles the situation above. Not necessarily male oriented.
3) Like being stuck between a rock and a hard place.
person 1: "I looked to the left and saw my prof. He smiled at me."
person 2: "How did you deal with that urinal situation?"
person 1: "I smiled back."
person 1:"Was waiting in line with my girlfriend at the pharmacy when I realized my ex and her boyfriend were waiting in line behind us. We were both buying the pill."
person 2: "I'm glad I wasn't apart of that urinal situation."
person 2: "How did you deal with that urinal situation?"
person 1: "I smiled back."
person 1:"Was waiting in line with my girlfriend at the pharmacy when I realized my ex and her boyfriend were waiting in line behind us. We were both buying the pill."
person 2: "I'm glad I wasn't apart of that urinal situation."
by cyberphunkisms March 16, 2011
Get the urinal situationmug. When you're skyping with a guy and he is just sitting there with nothing but a towel skirt.
Depending on the guy in question, this can be either a disaster or a dream.
Depending on the guy in question, this can be either a disaster or a dream.
I was skyping with this guy and all of a sudden we had a towel situation.
- Oh God, why.
Actually, I find him rather cute, so I didn't really mind.
- Oh God, why.
Actually, I find him rather cute, so I didn't really mind.
by flyingholly March 29, 2015
Get the Towel Situationmug. A state of hotness derived solely from one's occupation, or role in a situation. The situationally attractive individual is typically unattractive, or at least just average, in normal circumstances.
Person 1: "I have a really hot TA for CS this semester."
*few weeks later*
Person 1: "Nevermind, it's just situational attractiveness."
Person 2: "Oh, like he's only attractive because he's a TA?"
Other examples: female bartender, professors, RA's, baristas
*few weeks later*
Person 1: "Nevermind, it's just situational attractiveness."
Person 2: "Oh, like he's only attractive because he's a TA?"
Other examples: female bartender, professors, RA's, baristas
by brilliantpenguin April 18, 2015
Get the situational attractivenessmug. A badass woman who conquers every situation set in front of her (Lord knows there’s many and endless) with grace and integrity and rather than explain herself to Tom, Dick and Harry, she labels herself a “Situation Sally” whilst handling business.
by Captain Sally January 18, 2022
Get the Situation Sallymug.