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rum situation 

A really shitty situation that is so bad it burns your soul like a shot of foul nasty rum. Eventually it will lead to rum blindness.
Kids: our dad died and left us with all kinds of unresolved feelings and also left us in a struggle to gain control of his company.

Step-dad: it's a rum situation

Chiefly British
rum situation by KatyMarley April 17, 2023

Brown noise situation 

Exaggerated chaos that ensues following a relatively small act or event. Refers to Episode 317 of South Park in which Cartman's mission to find the brown noise creates a domino effect that leads to devestation and destruction around the world
(Random person's thoughts as they happen) "oh shit I just tripped over, whoops and I knocked over that glass of water at the same time, oh my god and it's gone all over that lamp and OVER THE WIRES &!%£$%^AAAAARRGGHHH BROWN NOISE SITUATION!!"
Brown noise situation by K Ellis January 9, 2009

Swiss the situation 

to smooth over, without admitting to any wrong doing. To slide by. To not face the situation.
Don't swiss the situation.
He's trying to swiss the situation.

Schroedinger's situation 

When you are so broke that you incur penalties causing you to become more broke, thus incurring more penalties.
You are in Schroedinger's situation when you don't have the money to fix a broken taillight, so the cops give you a ticket. You pay the ticket, thereby incurring an overdraft charge. And so on.

sterling coffee situation 

the act of licking someone's asshole.
That girl is a definite sterling coffee situation.

cherry on the bottom situation 

A situation where you know there's something different/wrong but can't place why until afterwards. It can also be a situation where you know something could happen and is preventable, but it happens anyways.
Bob: "Why didn't anyone come over for my birthday, Dave?"
Dave: "That's because you bitched out on Sam who was planning the party the night before."
Bob: "Damn. That's a cherry on the bottom situation."