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simpleton

a person who reduced their behavior to very simple actions, such as foolishness or petty responses.
When we were kids and got slap happy, my mom would tell us not to act like simpletons. If you respond to someone with very petty statements you could be accused of being a simpleton.
by HijabTalesSecuredByDuke August 16, 2018
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Bingleton

Bingleton is a derogatory slur towards anyone on the lgbtq+ spectrum, if someone says this word a lot they’re either extremely homosexual or homophobic.
You’re such a bingleton”
Stupid bingleton”
by HAHAHHAHSHXHSOIAJSJSJWKKAj August 29, 2022
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simpleton

A fictional village of simple minded folk presided over by a Mayor of Simpleton, the simplest of them all.
by Mayor Art July 1, 2005
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Singledom

at 19-30 it is the sad fact that your friends and family that have B/G friends or are married already, are to stupid to remember that they need a single life to away from their S/O.

at 30-up it is the sad fact that your married with children friends and family are to busy to make time for single friends.
Mark is in the state of singledom.

I can't wait till all you married get divorced because you didn't live your life and take time to have fun away from each other. For you will experience singledome at the worst time in life.
by RoBPrO October 27, 2011
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Edward Simpleton

Edward simpleton is Maidstones biggest melt and he likes to ram it up Fabian’s tight pussy. James Bevan also likes to join in occasionally
Bill Calvert raped Edward simpleton in the maths department
by Edward simpson February 4, 2022
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Shingleton Snot Rocket

When you grow out your pubes really long and when i girl gives you head the hair tickles her nose and she sneezes all over your junk.
"Dude i forgot to trim that shit up and my girl gave me a Shingleton Snot Rocket"
by AWDM-Town January 14, 2009
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singlet top

I put on some running shorts, a singlet top, and some Nikes to go running in.
by Laughsforall November 20, 2013
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