Laura Bayliss Simmons

Woman who mysteriously disappeared after stating on social media she was gonna put Dawn soap in her laundry. She hasn't been heard from since.

And she became the next Laura Bayliss simmons, and was never heard from again on social media.

by Cigarella June 28, 2020

Simmons Middle School

A stupid school that has the best science teachers but the most perverted English one. Once a girl broke a window while trying to smush a bug, and this one guy got punched in the balls so hard people heard a pop and he went to the ER. Once kids made a teacher cry so bad she left in the middle of class and left the school. At some point a meeting was called for the boys of the school cause the 8th grade boys broke down multiple bathroom stall doors. But some kid did when a national math competition so they had a little bit of intelligence.

Person 1: Hey did you hear about that go fund me for that kids balls.

Person 2: Yeah he goes to Simmons Middle School Right.

Person 1: Yeah their dumbasses.

by achair48 November 21, 2023

Simmons Classic

When you poop on someone’s chest and rub it around like you’re cleaning a table

Her chest was dirty so I gave her a simmons classic

by Anelly221 January 10, 2022

Mr Simmons

The admin at the i-series event. He has a record of long running of tournament runs, winning over £1,000,000. He goes by the name of the Simmonator.

Could be used in the context of, "Oh, Mr Simmons you jew."

by Mr Clarke July 26, 2008

Simmons

A “Simmons” is a Scrooge-like individual, carrying many qualities that range from the following: being a little bitch, virgin, loud/obnoxious, ugly, and a strong reiteration on the bitch quality. To be called a Simmons is one of the most vial, disgusting, panic inducing, gut wrenching, heart breaking, hate crime a person can commit. Please, soon to be fathers and mothers, Do NOT raise your child into being a Simmons.

“That guy was so weird, what a Simmons!”
“Look at that guy! I bet he’s a Simmons for sure”
“Hey You! Nice middle part…SIMMONS!”

by JellySplat October 23, 2023

the james simmons

Complete and utter faggot who loves the cock and who lets lauren suck his dong

The James Simmons relaxed whilst lauren gave him domeski dome

by Steve March 17, 2005

simmons zhu

A kingly name that’s meant to achieve extraordinary success that most people dream of.
First name is Originated from UK while the last name is originated from China.
Zhu was the same last name of the Emperor of Ming Dynasty which ruled China from 1368 to 1644 A.D.

Here you are. Number 1 on the chart just like the legendary Simmons Zhu.

by Ching Chong 123 November 23, 2021