A semi clever quip made by computer geeks and gurus.. Quite similar to the military quip " You are so fucking useless, I should replace you with a button"
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Xtina: He ran off with Gertrude and is getting a Shmalex.
Roo: That dirty hooker!
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Roo: That dirty hooker!
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A band hated by urban dictionary faggots who think they're so brilliant but in reality, they can only write wackass comments and have no life other than that.
by simpleplanrock October 29, 2011
Get the Simple Plan mug.An American sitcom starring John Ritter most popular before his untimely passing in 2003. ran from 2002 to 2005 on the ABC in America, ABC1 in the UK and Channel 7 in Australia. The shows storylines were about a family patriarch named Paul Hennessy trying to stop his daughters from growing up too fast mainly in dating. Retitled 8 Simple Rules after John Ritter's death. a.k.a A Few Simple Rules (working title)
8 Simple Rules For Dating My Teenage Daughter was a great show, starring the late John Ritter, Katey Sagal, David Spade and Kaley Cuoco.
by Predeckis April 28, 2006
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A woman appearing to be a man.
What you call a manly woman.
A woman appearing to be a tranvestite.
A woman appearing to be a man.
What you call a manly woman.
A woman appearing to be a tranvestite.
A shmale, what else.
Mrs Drabing sure is a "SHMALE" wouldnt you say mike.
OMG Mrs Drabing, ure a "SHMALE".
I was looking for a vagina and found the opposite.
Mrs Drabing sure is a "SHMALE" wouldnt you say mike.
OMG Mrs Drabing, ure a "SHMALE".
I was looking for a vagina and found the opposite.
by Aaron Pettey July 24, 2004
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They are a whiny band that bitches about how 'horrible' and 'tragic' their life is. No one cares except for their legions of self-pitying fans who feel they can truly connect with Simpleton's 'deep' and 'inspiring' 'music'.
Perhaps the Simpletons should stop singing about the shitfullness of their lives and try the lives of the Thailand hooker, the physically abused child, the AIDS sufferer, the orphaned refugee boy and the wrongly accused. There's something true, real and honestly painful to sing about.
They are a whiny band that bitches about how 'horrible' and 'tragic' their life is. No one cares except for their legions of self-pitying fans who feel they can truly connect with Simpleton's 'deep' and 'inspiring' 'music'.
Perhaps the Simpletons should stop singing about the shitfullness of their lives and try the lives of the Thailand hooker, the physically abused child, the AIDS sufferer, the orphaned refugee boy and the wrongly accused. There's something true, real and honestly painful to sing about.
"The Simpletons should apologise for the bad music they've leaked throughout the world and then hurridely committ suicide."
by Simple Plan Sucks June 28, 2005
Get the Simple Plan mug.Scottish Stadium Rockers, Lead Singer Jim Kerr. Great Band sadly much ignored now outside their native Scotland. In the 80's there were only Simple Minds and U2 to get excited about. They have now been eclipsed by their Irish Cousins (Undeservedly). Still around! And actually making better music now than they have in years. Check out their latest album 'Black and White' it kicks arse and is better than any album from U2 since the Joshua tree
by william the wallace March 13, 2006
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