fap me sideways

To be fapped (masturbation) sideways(in a line like this | )

"well fap me sideways and call me daffyd thomas"

by Dankyhughes November 19, 2015

sideways laughing emoji

an emoji used to express ironic laughter or to show that one does not care about something someone said to them.

person 1: bro you really need to start doing the homework in math if you want a good grade
person 2: nah fuck that🤣 (sideways laughing emoji)

by choppavans December 15, 2021

shit me sideways

Exclamation, Expression of Suprise.
Coupled with Bugger me sideways

"Really? Fuckin' hell Shit me Sideways mate I didnt know that"

by DougieD April 23, 2005

Sideways Homer Simpson

really fat pussy lips that look like Homer Simpson's mouth turned sideways

The porn I'm watching right now has a bitch with a Sideways Homer Simpson, its so fat!

by davidbrookstone November 2, 2006

Fuck Me sideways

Its when your fucked big time.

Ryan Ryenolds in blade trinity after seeing the 2 rotweiler vampire fucks. goes ''fuck me sideways''

by Sobykicksass February 28, 2010

right fuckin' sideways

When you’re so inebriated that you’re unable to walk straight, let alone stand up.

"Dude, you drank so much last night! You were right fuckin' sideways!"

by e911goddess September 16, 2007

Fuck me sideways

An expression of shock or surprise at a given situation

Fuck me sideways, its cold outside today

by Montespan July 12, 2011