Patrick Swavey

When you do something so insanly embarrassing, that you wish you were never born.

Yo, let's get Patrick Swaveyed, lol it's lit!

by Guppy 2.0 December 16, 2019

Arse-clean shave

A traditional shave with a razor and shaving cream that leaves the practitioner's face reminiscent of a baby's arse-wiped arse. The term arse-clean is thereby extracted.

Person 1: Did you see the guy who lives next door today?
Person 2: Yes I see him every day passing by with his arse-clean shave.

by TheCockDwindler July 1, 2017

shave the whales

My personal Goal. I can't tell you how many time's I've been swimming in the ocean when i got tangled up in a bunch of gross Whale Body hair. So I'm proposing a international Shave the Whales Foundation to Rid the ocean of unnecessary Whale Shedding

Stupid Hairy Whales If it wasn't bad enough that we had to put up with them drinking all our water eating all our sailors now there is whale hair everywhere. we should just shave the whales

by Colte the Pirate January 5, 2007

Shaven haven

Sadly, not my bird

A front bottom that is as smooth as a baby's arse smoking a Hamlet

by Algernon St. Querible October 22, 2003

Shaved balls

balls that have tons of hair and needs some shaving. Reasons for shaving the balls are irritation, being able to looking prim and proper, and even feeling uncomfortable in difficult situations.

Sunish: I have Shaved balls.
Jake: I wish I could say the same, but I have no balls.

by Limpy Simpy January 16, 2008

No-Shave November

Much like Movember, but instead of just growing out your mustache, you let all your facial hair grow out for the whole month. Shave on November 1st, and let it grow as long as it can get all november.

Guy #1: Why does that guy look like such a bum? He really needs to shave

Guy #2: Dude, chill out. He is celebrating No-Shave November!

Guy#1: Oh. What a badass!

by greasymeatloaf November 1, 2009

Swavey

A word used to describe someone being attractive or sexy. Created by Tory Lanez to describe the sexiness of an individual. Someone who is very attractive would be swavey.

Them jeans that you wearin' lookin swavey you should let me take them off of you.

by jpugz5 March 21, 2011