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Shrimp cartel

Criminal organization involved in the transportation of seafood via refrigerated semi trucks "reefers". Trailers will often be stored in small groups near public facilities such as campgrounds or state parks as to discourage law enforcement attention.
Check out all those reefers parked over there. Must be the shrimp cartel bro.
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Shrimp cocktail toes 

Shrimp cocktail toes is an unfortunate fashion faux-pas when the offender is wearing sandals/heels too small for them, causing their toes to grip the outer rim of their footwear resembling a shrimp cocktail hors d'oeuvre.

shrimp paste 

A bell end discharge usually created from a vigorous wanking session without any intermittent cleansing. The pale paste has a distinct scent of rancid shrimp or fish sauce. Not to be confused with a culinary condiment.
Danny "Jordon, have you just finished some kind of mammoth wankathon?"

Jordon "why, were you watching through the louvre wardrobe door?"

Danny "No, you have a shrimp paste stink about you that a 2 hour shower wouldn't shift"
shrimp paste by pageboy69 April 5, 2015

Shrimp Out 

The football coach wouldn't give Hunter the ball because he didn't want him to shrimp out again.
Shrimp Out by Jaidennn July 1, 2011

Shrimp Peel 

That shiny, crusty amalgam of sexual fluids that encrust the penis the morning after a night of hot, wet sex.
I woke this morning with a good worst shrimp peel. I headed straight to the shower.

Between her wet pussy and me slinging some heavy ropes last night, I woke to a thick shrimp peel.

I didn’t need to shower off my shrimp peel this morning. She gave me a morning hummer and that slob job took care of it.
Shrimp Peel by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2018

Shrimp Girl 

A shrimp girl is basically a slang regarding to that kind of girls that work-out a lot trying to keep there fit bodies that Almighty God gave. But God got so carried away on sculpting the body that he forgot the face.

In a nutshell, Shrimp Girls have a hot body but they're not beautiful.

Shrimp is because when we are going to eat a shrimp we are supposed to take its head off before eating.
Guy 1: That girl over there is a Shrimp Girl.
Guy 2: A Shrimp what?
Guy 1: Shrimp Girl.
Guy 2: Shrimp Girl? How does it work?
Guy 1: Well, you know...wipe out the head, eat what's left
Shrimp Girl by Sean McFlannigan April 18, 2011

shrimp her 

shrimp her means to fuck a female because of her body not her face (chuck away the head cause the body’s the only good part)
oi i fucked this chick the other day but i had to shrimp her
shrimp her by saynan May 16, 2020