literally shooting the shit

Shooting actual shit. That's right, as in pooping. Not conversing, talking, or otherwise socializing, but instead shooting actual shit. Don't say "literally" unless you mean it to be literal.

"She was on the toilet literally shooting the shit for hours. It was an unpleasant experience for all."

by shitshooter911 June 12, 2012

shooting the duke

term that has two meanings:
taking a shit
inserting a tampon

hey bra, pull to the taxathon..i gotta shoot the duke

hey sally, do you have a bullet...i gotta shoot the duke

by mister fister October 2, 2003

shooting your eye out

something bad happening after being repeatedly warned it would, like Ralphie in "A Christmas Story"

Boy, you really ended up shooting your eye out last night. I told you not to drive around without car insurance, and you ended up getting a ticket for 700 dollars...

by Ralphie1963 December 19, 2009

Shooting the Mud

1. An inconsequential term used to describe ambiguous activities with a friend.

Person A:"What're you doing on the weekend?"

Person B:"I'm headed up to Terry's, we're gunna be shooting the mud to all weekend. Probably won't leave the house."

Person A:"Probably won't leave the bedroom, you mean."

by SaltyGeorge September 26, 2011

shooting smack

to shoot up herion

That guy has been shooting smack since he was a teenager

by sinnamon roll December 4, 2016

mass shooting apathy

The condition by which our horror over the reports of innocent lives taken, families destroyed, and not enough done to put an end to such gun based mass casualty violence, over time, leads to mere head nods of sadness given how commonplace they have become, and how in order for us to get through the day, we must block out what we felt over "Sandy Hook" or "Columbine," or "Parkland," multiplied by the number of times it has happened since.

It is sad how, while the one hand, I feel terrible over the most recent mass shooting, my mass shooting apathy has kicked as a survival mechanism, and made me feel less than I did when I first heard of the "Columbine" incident.

by ribick November 18, 2019

shooting the shit

To converse with others about trivial matters.

We sat around all night, drinking and shooting the shit.

by Doonage October 27, 2003