Cock Scone

When someone is acting like a proverbial uptight dick. Thinks he's funny when his sense of humor resembles a dried up 4 month old douche. Completely useless and, just like it's name sake, likely never going to end up in someone's mouth without being spat out and regretted instantly.

Also the male version of a cunt muffin or twat waffle.

Why does every guy I date have to be a complete cock scone?

by Pocketwench September 17, 2014

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Shanelle

Shanelle is so pretty,stunning and kind! She has her bitchy moments when she needs to and would take a bullet for anyone.She is the most loving and caring person that you’ve ever met!Shes so gorgeous and has a great heart every guy loves her😘

Shanelle is soo pretty wtfff😍😍🙏🏼😱

by Ava kelly November 21, 2018

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Pulling A Shane Trimble

Doing something ridiculous to lessen peoples opinion of one's self !!

Pulling A Shane Trimble :

Did I do anything stupid last night ?
Yeah, you pulled a few Shane Trimbles alright

by Hotjohn01 July 8, 2010

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Shanelle

The most sweet natured, beautiful girl in the world. No one compares to her. Sent from heaven to brighten Jakes life, she makes every second a blessing and every heartbeat a joy. She is sexy and kind, loving and caring. She is perfect and I love her <3

Male 1: Hey have you seen that Shanelle chick?
Male 2: yeh, she is so sexy and gorgeous, but I think she's with that other guy :(
Male 1: what? That super attractive jake guy, the one everyone loves and respects?

Male 2: yeh that's the one.

by Jake the Pom October 23, 2013

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