smashed crab

The way you look and feel after a big night.

I feel like a smashed crab, I shouldn't have had those last 8 drinks.

by Melissa Yardley September 4, 2003

p-smashed

the combo of plastered and smashed meaning getting overly fucked up on alcoholic beverages. Started in St. Louis from a misunderstanding on a phone call. Used mostly by the Bro race.

"Dude, lets go over to our bro Chad's house and get soooooo P-Smashed that we can't drive our Civics!"

by Mikesturbator January 2, 2009

Smashed its back doors in

To impale a hot woman

2011 Fest. The Hammel. AD. Tane. Luger. He smashed its back doors in!!

by Jim Furyk, FedEx 2010 October 10, 2011

Smashede

A stampede of drunks.

After the bar closed there was a smashede of drunks out the door.

by The FDH October 12, 2010

smashed

Word used to describe a vagina that's beat and/or resembles pastrami.

She must have just got through fucking an army of dudes because she was smashed!

She wouldn't feel a fence post there, she's smashed.

by Jonathan January 14, 2005

smashed crab

n. 1. = bashed crab 2. a crab that has been smashed

man, rootin that smashed crab i needed two paper bags, in case hers fell off!

by ozzie69 June 10, 2005

SmasheD

Someone who plays Battlefield, and only Battlefield and is really really good at it. Is also good at that game called "Real Life". Chick magnet.

OMGWTFBBQ! that SmasheD dude can pick up chicks and play BF42 at the same time, while looking cool!

by SmasheD March 12, 2005