shlumperdink

(noun) The phenomenon of when you see someone walking towards you, so you walk to the right to avoid them, but they also walk to the right, so you step to the left, and they do the same, and so on.
Originally used by cartoonist Stephan Pastis

"I was in a shlumperdink for like three hours yesterday"

by Frogfisherman07 October 12, 2023

Shlumby

Homophobic

Damn, my friend got shlumby when the topic of gay people came up

by Kyhsh October 15, 2023

shlummy

• an endearing nickname for someone who's too cute for just the words "cute" and "adorable", can be used in a platonic way of in a romantic way

• a nickname for someone who's cute, regardless whether they're nonchalant or expressive

1. "This is my friend, some people call her shlummy."

2. "you're like a shlummy little bundle of joy"

etc.

by riyawir April 28, 2024

slumpy stew

a stew made of shums, maggots, scorching soup, and ground up skibidi slicers.

i finally got some maggots! time to make some slumpy stew!!!

by camillelavigne May 22, 2024

slumpy bumpy couchy ouchy

is the act of giving someone such head on a couch it literally bounces up and down

guy: hey dude my girl vanessa gave me super hard slumpy bumpy couchy ouchy that there are now marks on the floor!!!!1!1!
other guy: who is named vanessa nowadays

by slumpybumpy April 16, 2024