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scrumping

most like dry sex. mix b/w humping and sex. just with your clothes on. best achieved when the male is in a foldable chair. hehe.

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guy sits in chair, girl strattles guy. girl rubs her _____ aginst the guy's penis.the guy also does work in this process. while the girl is humping the guy is doing just the same. until their movements are in tune. and both get overly stimulated, hehe
anna-"me and jordan were scrumping the other nite and it was amazing!!"

audrey-"noway??!!! not fair!!...what am i saying? me and ben were doing that last nite too!!!!"
by audrey March 27, 2004
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Slumping

Me and jon saw two people slumping while we were walking around the campsite.
by Mrp3anut117 October 15, 2008
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shrimping

when one's toes curl over the edges of open toed heels, like shrimp cocktail on a martini glass
by ...<@!+Y March 21, 2007
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Scrumping

the act of two people dry humping on the floor which may or may not lead to sexual intercourse. Beware the person on top may obtain severe carpet burns from performing this act.
Holy hell!!!! Look at that girl's legs! Her man and her musta been scrumping bad last night.
by N- jiggity dog August 23, 2011
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Shlumpkin

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To get your salad tossed while taking a piss
Oh man, Jerry's wife gives the best shlumpkins!
by Noons June 13, 2008
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scrumping

by irrelevant September 13, 2003
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schlumping

schlumping is when two completely "secret gays" are in an area together, whether it be at a bon fire, social gathering, or grocery store and you sense their vibe...the vibe that screams we'd like to fuck, and as the night persists they do.
by ktkattdd January 5, 2009
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