Shiver me timbers

What most people don't know is that the pirate saying "shiver me timbers" actually means to "brake the boat". You see timber is obviously wood. The word shiver is to break or split, also referring to a fragment or splinter. In other words "split my wood". This term would most likely be used in an attack from another pirate ship. It does not mean the following: getting laid, an exclamation of surprise, or that you are cold. However most people do use it as an exclamation of surprise.

Come on ye Scallywags' break out yar cannon's Shiver me timbers!!

by Imapirateduh January 31, 2007

Shlime

A word used only by swag people.

"Shlime?"

"Yes"

by I am swagger than you February 4, 2021

shrivelnuts

When a man's jewels are so cold that they shrivel up into almost invisible peas.

"Hey man! I'm a freakin' shrivelnuts, this pool is WAY too cold to swim in!"

by Melissa January 28, 2004

Shiver my liver

When you see something that creeps you out. Something like a pet peeve.

guy: Dude, I saw Jennifer's body last night! Wow, that did shiver my liver!

other guy: Umm yea *walks away*

by alibaba_jajaja November 20, 2009

idiot shivers

A full body shiver that occurs immediately after doing something really stupid that should result in serious injury or death, but without any negative consequences. Often occurs while driving.

After running the red light and nearly getting t-boned by a semi, I immediately started having idiot shivers.

by Foole May 21, 2006

shiver with flavor

What Fluffy Puff Marshmallows will mak your mornings do.

They make my morning shiver with flavor SHIVER WITH FLAVOR!!

by Jimmy Jimmy January 22, 2004

Shrivelly

The feeling one has when they hear/see/feel something they absolutely cannot stand often to the point where they cringe. Some people also suffer from shrivelly "attacks"; Involving spazzing out until comfortable again. It is believed to be a mental disorder.

- Around the dinner table -

Child: "Mom, will you pass the.."
Mom: " -Screeches fork against glass plate-"
Child: "AHHHH, MOM!! WTFFFF!! YOU KNOW THAT MAKES ME SO SHRIVELLY!! -Curls up in a ball & rocks back and forth for multiple minutes-"

by MorganAlmighty May 20, 2010