done with your shit

When you're very fed up and angry with someone and wants end up once for all with some bad situation.

Boy: Baby, I cheated on you once again and I'm really sorry. Please forgive me, I love you.

Girl: Fuck you, you cheated on me so many times and I can't stand your disgusting behaviour anymore! I want break up because I'm done with your shit!

by myself16 June 13, 2014

oh shit handle

The handle in most passenger vehicles and trucks that is located in the interior of the vehicle above the door. Used in extreme driving situations where passengers do not wish to be thrown about the interior of the vehicle. Situations that warrant the usage of the "oh shit handle" include hard braking, abrupt cornering, skidding, careening off bridge. It is usually considered polite for driver to warn passengers before they feel obligated to use the "oh shit handle"

Me: "Mike, I am going to take the 25 mph turn at 55... better grab the os shit handle!"
Mike: "I've been holding the oh shit handle since you started the car!"

by Andrukas January 4, 2004

Miss me with that gay shit

When someone comes up to you, does some gay shit and you call them out.

Person of same gender: hey Cutie you’ve got a nice ass
Me: I think the fuck not, miss me with that gay shit.

by Alyssie June 10, 2018

get your shit together

Get your life in order, stop fucking around and get your head on straight.

Could also be to straighten or pack items that are askew.

Bob: "yo I failed the last 2 exams"
Phil: "you really gotta get your shit together"

by sixelanicolle February 3, 2015

shit grin

A grin given by the grinner to show or perhaps hide an inside thought or observation of their surroundings. The grin is usually obvious and not containable but more likely the grinner does not want to contain the grin therefore getting their point across without speaking. Sometimes you just can't say things with words so don a shit grin instead!

"Every time my boyfriend looks at my ass he dons a shit grin."

by timmyg July 5, 2012

shit my titties

A literal or metaphorical term expressing a range of emotions including fear or anger.

I shit my titties preparing for my interview
M was so annoyed, she shit her titties
Ah, go shit your titties

by Clouds of Magellan December 10, 2020

ultimate shit

Something of the highest caliber. The best. Can be used in lieu of "the shit" when "the shit" just doesn't cut it. Made famous by the YouTube video "BAD ASS ULTIMATE Little Kid"

Das some ultimate shit right dere.

by sandstorm810 December 6, 2011