scuttered

Scuttered - Totally drunk,elephants,langered.
Well-gone,so drunk one could sh*t oneself.

I was so scuttered last night that I tried to drive a lampshade.

by Blood January 7, 2005

shittaretic

Like a diaretic, but weightloss is due to food that gives you the shits.

I ate some taco bell and it's a great shittaretic

by HellyM March 16, 2008

shiteree

All of it. The entire kit and kaboodle.

She brought the whole shiteree in her handbag.

by Alimjake February 11, 2014

active shitter

an individual actively engaged in taking or attempting to take a shit in a confined and populated area

My ass was about to explode at the mall which would have made me an active shitter.

by Springtuckyn February 13, 2015

jitter shitter

Someone who inexplicably feels the need to poop whenever they are nervous.

Bob is always in the bathroom before a test; he's a total jitter shitter.

by Brianbratcher February 14, 2015

Shitter hitter

A gentleman who believes that the anus should not be an output device only.

What shitter hitter!

by Ian Chode April 2, 2003

Shirt Shitter

somebody who wears a shirt without understanding the reference

guy #1: (sees guy wearing Led Zeppelin shirt) you listen to Zeppelin?

guy #2: what's Zeppelin?

guy #1: wow you suck. try not to be such a shirt shitter.

by katyperryishot March 3, 2011