1. (n) a mythical bearlike creature, akin to the easter bunny, that defecates in your yard.
2. (n) any person or animal who bears (no pun intended) similar qualities to the shitbear, namely laziness or unreliability.
2. (n) any person or animal who bears (no pun intended) similar qualities to the shitbear, namely laziness or unreliability.
1. "Dad, there's a shitbear in the yard!!!"
2. "Have you seen Landers?"
"No, him and Amber are being shitbears and sitting on the couch all day."
2. "Have you seen Landers?"
"No, him and Amber are being shitbears and sitting on the couch all day."
by EffinWheeler September 24, 2011
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Rob said upon leaving the toilet "I've just laid a shitberg. It was big enough to sink the Titanic!".
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The Honorable Doctor Shirley Ann Jackson is the head of a prestigious research institute and is the recipient of a smack tonne of awards. Totalitarian in nature, The Honorable Doctor Shirley Ann Jackson is not to be trifled with, as she commands a small private army. It is best not to speak against her in terms of policy. That is an easy way to get expelled. While maintaining the minimum of student interaction, she successfully invaded the prestigious research institute's Student-run Union, and it is no longer student-run. The Honorable Doctor Shirley Ann Jackson has an annual salary of approximately $5 million, as of 2016. Under President Obama, she sat as Chair of the President's Intelligence Advisory Board, and served on the President's Council of Advisors on Science and Technology.
Unfortunately, none of this is hyperbole or untrue. This fact just makes this sadder in nature.
Unfortunately, none of this is hyperbole or untrue. This fact just makes this sadder in nature.
by Tute Screw December 27, 2018
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Stay away from that shitdead over there.
Greg sush a shitdead, that he not only killed himself, but three innocent bystanders
Greg sush a shitdead, that he not only killed himself, but three innocent bystanders
by Mish Fittens January 7, 2019
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Get the Pure shite mug.cheap product or car which is not good. Paul Calf catchphrase. When your team lose. Anything detrementel.
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