Shithouse Shuffle

When one has to deficate in a public restroom and realizes the toilet paper dispenser is empty after they have deficated, the person then proceeds to stand up (typically with pants down around their ankles or pulled up loosely to prevent poo-residue from getting on their trousers) open the stall door and shuffle to the next available stall in hopes of finding a stall with a toilet paper dispenser that has an adequate amount of toilet paper.

“Bro-when I went to take a shit I didn’t realize there wasn’t enough TP before it was too late, I had to do the Shithouse Shuffle so I could clean my cornhole”

by MM197 October 5, 2018

Shit Housed

The state of being intoxicated way past shitty or shit faced. So drunk the house is moving!

Girl 1: Last night was bad for me! I was so drunk the walls were moving!

Girl 2: oh girl, you were shit housed drunk!

by Gunslinger0351 February 3, 2019

Shithouse

A portable toilet or an old fashioned toilet.

Person 1: “Do you know where there’s somewhere I can have a shit?”
Person2: “Yeah in that shithouse over there”

by its-m-80 March 9, 2019

Shithouse

Chris Martin and Derby County

Chris Martin is a big shithouse, he shithoused Nottingham Forest

by Chris_Martin July 4, 2020

Shithouse Ministries

The organization responsible for distributing religious tracts in bathroom stalls around the world, with such titles as "What If You Died Today?", "Are You Saved?", etc...

Shithouse Ministries left me a pamphlet to read while I was taking a dump this morning.

by Student of the World January 7, 2021

Shithouse

a toilet, loo, or outhouse

I really need to use the Shithouse

by Elevators115 February 23, 2021

Shithouse

An adjective used to describe someone if they are being a fanny/scaredy cat

Harrison stop being a shithouse just do it

by Ginge Gurr October 29, 2021